The most cliched movie tagline opening words...

[spxdcz]

http://amorphousblog.com/2010/the-story-of-a-man-who-wrote-awful-movie-tag-lines/

[spxdcz]

Looking through the data (I wrote the post), there are some classics in there:

"Valentine's Day is the work of Satan" "When bad things happen to good dogs..." "Three victims! Three Wheels! ALL TERROR!" (from 'Death Trike') "Some things are better left frozen"

It's worth downloading the list and taking a look - it's truly awful, mostly.

[poppysan]

My all-time favorite was a low budget movie called "Future War". The tagline was "In the future there is a war...a future war!"

Awesome stuff!

[machrider]

It's missing "in a world".