Apple rejecting apps with "pad" in title

[CrazedGeek]

http://www.macnn.com/articles/10/04/09/attempt.at.clarifying.platforms.has.side.effects/

[noonespecial]

I propose a new app. Its like the magic 8 ball. You shake your ipad and it tells you if your app is likely to be rejected.

You think its random, but its actually quantum-entangled with the Steve's brain.

I'd name it "The Magic 8pad" but then...

[mtarnovan → noonespecial]

And best use the Magic 8pad before you build the app, so it'll save you the trouble if your app will be rejected anyway.

[noonespecial → mtarnovan]

Won't work. Because the app has had interaction with a quantum system, the app will be both approved and rejected until you build it, shake it, and observe the result thus collapsing the Steve-form into a definite state.

[sown]

Like "note pad"?

[ZeroGravitas → sown]

Bachelor Pad? Or are those kinds of apps banned too?

[sown → ZeroGravitas]

Or Paddington Bear's Island Adventure?