On: Inside the Bizarre World of Japanese Pickup Schools

[zoltz]

"Since joining Mr. Fujita's school, I have had five successful relationships," says Hachioji Robocop, a 27-year-old civil servant who has been taking the course since 2004. "I lost my virginity six months into the course, and now I can now communicate with women. I'm very grateful."

Reminds me of The Onion.

[Tichy → zoltz]

I can only infer from the quote that different people have different notions of "successful relationship".