On: Eigenface

I always thought that "Eigenman" would make a cool superhero. A man derived from the covariance matrix of the probability distribution of the high-dimensional vector space of all of mankind. His superpowers would be instant recognition of anyone he meets, self-supervised learning, and the ability to do a Karhunen–Loève transform in his head.

5-part miniseries written by Joss Whedon and Randall Munroe. Dark Horse can publish it.

You'll be rich.