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The reported poor performance of both red mercury nuclear devices and the ADE 651 are due to the integrators' failure to power them with the output of a properly-calibrated Turboencabulator.

Ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w



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