Imagine you say: "I will tell you a joke, if you laugh then you must pay me 100 dollars"
If I give you 100 dollars, and you just run off with it, I got ripped off.
If I give you 100 dollars, and you tell me a really funny joke, then I was not ripped off.
Your problem seems to be that telling jokes is virtually free, and the profit margin might be 94%.
"Hey customers, buy our product for $16 even though it actually cost $1 to make"
Imagine you say: "I will tell you a joke, if you laugh then you must pay me 100 dollars"
If I give you 100 dollars, and you just run off with it, I got ripped off.
If I give you 100 dollars, and you tell me a really funny joke, then I was not ripped off.
Your problem seems to be that telling jokes is virtually free, and the profit margin might be 94%.