On: Chimpanzees and monkeys use stone tools

[tudorw]

A tear for this, that they are running out of time because we want trainers and cars and sofas and little plastic things you put in drinks then throw away, given time they might be our friends, the way we act I'm not sure they would choose to be :(

[CyberDildonics → tudorw]

Are you posting this from a wooden computer in a tree fort?

[tudorw → CyberDildonics]

I'm hammering it out by hand on a 1950's typewriter while wearing an alpaca hat with ear flaps, I hand the unbleached recycled parchment to a well dressed gent who rides like the wind stopping only to sup ale and change horses who crosses the channel then joins a train of merchants heading east, on successfully crossing these dangerous lands the parchment finally lands in India where it is transcribed by and posted on my behalf, because.

[mrbig4545 → tudorw]

sounds like something that soylent guy would do!

[forgotpasswd3x → CyberDildonics]

Are you under the impression that you can't understand something is bad while still being part of the problem?

[masterleep → tudorw]

Chimps eat other monkeys alive, sometimes even humans, so no particular need to be sentimental about it.

[tudorw → masterleep]

Alright, fuck em, oh hang on, we bomb the living daylights out of entire cities, i'm lost in the moral maze

[anonymfus → masterleep]

Humans too.

[subliminalzen → masterleep]

How was this behavior induced? By primatologists who set up unnatural and hostile situations for chimpanzees to see what they would do? Because that is NOT normal behavior. Don't insinuate that it is.