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1. Cat looks at bug tracker

2. Cat approaches bug tracker

3. Cat selects ticket in bug tracker

4. Cat implements fix for bug in ticket

5. Cat rebases

6. Cat pushes to GitHub



I could never get through step 5 :/ Stupid cat.


My cat just forks the project because I reject the bird animation PRs... you know what they say, cats don't have owners, they have upstream.


7. Yell at Cat for breaking the build and then Cat just walks off and goes to sleep.




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