rzzzt's comments

On: 10 years ago, someone wrote a test for Servo that included an expiry in 2026

[rzzzt]

Java has an interface named InstantSource for this purpose: https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base...

[layer8 → rzzzt]

Paradoxically, InstantSource may have a delay. ;)

On: Vercel April 2026 security incident

[rzzzt]

Now I'd genuinely like to know whether "yes" had a CVE assigned, not sure how to search for it though...

On: Tesla tells HW3 owner to 'be patient' after 7 years of waiting for FSD

[rzzzt]

Doing their absolute best with the steering wheel not to go off those pencil-thin tracks?

On: I run multiple $10K MRR companies on a $20/month tech stack

[rzzzt]

Why is GitHub sticking to per-request pricing when other providers switched to per-token for the high performing models?

[Supermancho → rzzzt]

More likely loss leader to market capture. Not unusual for MSFT. XBox One, Razor and Blade, etc.

[sumedh → rzzzt]

Maybe MS wants people to use Co Pilot.

On: Revision Demoparty 2026: Razor1911 [video]

[rzzzt]

Neither the NES nor the SID employs FM synthesis. I'm not even sure what the collective noun is for these. Wikipedia tells me it's PSG (programmable sound generator).

The same behavior could be (also was) teased out of a MOD player if you choose samples with a handful of sample points, like 12. You could also draw up a sawtooth in paint and use that as a sample. These are down-to-earth honest true Scotsman chiptunes.

On: Your File System Is Already A Graph Database

[rzzzt]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as a database, is in fact a database management system, or as I've recently taken to calling it, database plus management system.

On: LÖVE: 2D Game Framework for Lua

[rzzzt]

I am fairly certain it's a case of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_umlaut

On: How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

[rzzzt]

I agree, this looks like ~4 products expanded for comedic purposes: GitHub, Windows, Office (M365) and Azure has a thing that can be used for many things.

[xgulfie → rzzzt]

It must be intentionally obtuse, nobody could ever confuse copilot for copilot

On: How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

[rzzzt]

It also flashes white for a brief moment and you can hear a faint chi-wii sound.

On: Embarrassingly simple self-distillation improves code generation

[rzzzt]

Cringeworthily parallel, not even serial