Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

[pyinstallwoes]

https://web.mit.edu/kolya/misc/txt/dark_suckers

[8jef]

Another funny bit from the same source: https://web.mit.edu/kolya/misc/txt/cow-govt

[Maursault → 8jef]

I can not find a link to description, but recall some details of a competing theory of light in which light does not travel in straight lines but instead in concentric circles. We actually live inside Earth's shell, up is down, and the entire Universe is contained within the Earth.

[pyinstallwoes → Maursault]

Concave earth theory. Hyperbolic geometry.

[Maursault → pyinstallwoes]

Thanks.

[MichaelZuo]

Finally a sensible explanation for the existence of dark matter.