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		How to Craft a Eulogy When All You Want to Do Is Crawl in a Hole (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by anarbadalov 20 days ago \| past
		Oregon Trail Is Changing: We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information (mcsweeneys.net)
		2 points by CharlesW 42 days ago \| past
		The Millennial Captcha (mcsweeneys.net)
		19 points by 8organicbits 46 days ago \| past \| 2 comments
		Comments are in Google Docs Linked in Dropbox I Sent in Slack (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by goranmoomin 47 days ago \| past
		The Millennial Captcha (mcsweeneys.net)
		3 points by lanewinfield 48 days ago \| past
		Due to falling enrollments, we will no longer offer courses in Romulan (mcsweeneys.net)
		3 points by alisonatwork 77 days ago \| past
		Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job (mcsweeneys.net)
		3 points by ColinWright 78 days ago \| past \| 1 comment
		On the implausibility of the Death Star's trash compactor (2002) (mcsweeneys.net)
		36 points by EndXA 3 months ago \| past \| 53 comments
		Charles Bukowski's Dune (mcsweeneys.net)
		15 points by BerislavLopac 3 months ago \| past \| 1 comment
		My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack (mcsweeneys.net)
		11 points by HansardExpert 3 months ago \| past \| 2 comments
		Sorry We Machines Destroyed Your Civilization in Such a Boring Way (mcsweeneys.net)
		49 points by dxs 3 months ago \| past \| 15 comments
		A Debrief on the Results of Our Lifeboat Satisfaction Survey (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by zachwdc 3 months ago \| past
		Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired (mcsweeneys.net)
		409 points by ohjeez 3 months ago \| past \| 317 comments
		My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by upofadown 3 months ago \| past
		My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack (mcsweeneys.net)
		3 points by ohjeez 4 months ago \| past
		All the Types of Science Fiction (mcsweeneys.net)
		28 points by CharlesW 5 months ago \| past \| 7 comments
		The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps? (mcsweeneys.net)
		3 points by cdme 6 months ago \| past
		2023 WebMD Wrapped (mcsweeneys.net)
		128 points by ohjeez 6 months ago \| past \| 16 comments
		In the office auto-reply emails for a hybrid work schedule (mcsweeneys.net)
		2 points by theIV 6 months ago \| past
		It's the Job of My Dreams, but I'd Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Never Mind (mcsweeneys.net)
		6 points by whoiskatrin 6 months ago \| past \| 4 comments
		In the office auto-reply emails for a hybrid work schedule (mcsweeneys.net)
		2 points by Cthulhu_ 7 months ago \| past
		It's the Job of My Dreams, but I'd Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Nevermind (mcsweeneys.net)
		73 points by sharkweek 7 months ago \| past \| 47 comments
		It's Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy (2022) (mcsweeneys.net)
		45 points by mooreds 7 months ago \| past \| 15 comments
		Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your PhD Program? (mcsweeneys.net)
		70 points by ohjeez 7 months ago \| past \| 80 comments
		I'm sorry I bit you during my job interview (2011) (mcsweeneys.net)
		223 points by 8b16380d 8 months ago \| past \| 138 comments
		My Saturday Self versus My Sunday Self (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by mooreds 9 months ago \| past
		Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Lives, but They Will Kill Some of You First (mcsweeneys.net)
		66 points by sundaeofshock 9 months ago \| past \| 86 comments
		40 Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Job,You Too Can Make Passive Income (mcsweeneys.net)
		49 points by weird_science 9 months ago \| past \| 14 comments
		A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator (mcsweeneys.net)
		6 points by CharlesW 9 months ago \| past
		What Your Favorite '80s Band Says About You (mcsweeneys.net)
		1 point by whoiskatrin 10 months ago \| past \| 1 comment
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