I was hoping for a program that listens for dog barking and writes a timestamp log of every segment of active barking. Once you collect a couple weeks of data you can send it to the county.
The neighborhood was .3 acre lots with houses crammed fence to fence. We were on top of each other. The outdoor tv was a HUGE dick move that is becoming more and more accepted.
I'd love to plug up all the noisy exhaust systems on every car and truck around me, but then I'd get in trouble despite ordinances basically saying, "maintain your exhaust system as to not be disturbing to others."
If cops aren't going to enforce this and citizens aren't allowed to, then what?
I don't know, snitches do get stitches after all. But writing software just to do snitching on a massive, analytical scale does fit the nerd stereotype though.
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