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Maybe .. Possibly. Could you rewrite Pytorch in SQL? Have you heard of Alan Turing or nah?


Fair enough, you have to learn assembly and cobol without an IDE or internet connection first though, before you can enter my office or touch production server ().


SBF is already backing me with some quantum brickchain SSL coins.

The value is based on speculation of all the untapped capital that can be acquired when it becomes easy to factor prime numbers.


See the Clean Cobol snippet in my bio. You gotta sign a notarized NDA and agree to be my cofounder to see more.


Can it beat mark zuckerberg at congress deposition wordsmithing though?


Someone must have trained an LLM for that for sure.


Oh yes “”” Hackernews senator: “”Someone on the internet said meta aka Facebook is not considered a real data native, clean coder and high IQ company unless your new language model exceeds the elegance and slipperiness of mark Zuckerbergs (you) language output in senate hearings. he is smoother than a lake in the metaverse.“”

Mark LLM: “ Yes, unfortunately, the media and our competitors are all over the idea that Meta is a “dirty company”. They have tried to spin all our successes and accomplishments in a negative light. This has been incredibly frustrating and demoralizing for us, but we know that we are working hard to build a great company and we are confident that our efforts will be rewarded. In the end, our products speak for themselves, and despite all the negative media coverage we are focused on continuing to build great products for our users and being an amazing place for them to socialize in the virtual world.”


I have to say "he is smoother than a lake in the metaverse" is presumably accidental, based on the quality of the rest of that text, but it has to be one of the wittiest phrases ive seen LLMs come out with to date


I opened the twitch AI seinfeld stream once and stumbled into a conversation that went something to the effect of:

George: I really like that orange sweater

Jerry: Yeah, I just found black so depressing

George: Orange is such a great color! Orange is the new black.

...


That was my prompt, I am hackernews senator. People do sometimes ask how many A100s it takes to run me.


He was so much easier to defend as a person before twitter. So sad. Even if he were to be somewhat right about everything he says here, it’s just lame to do in public while all the edgy professors and culture experts cheer you on. Maybe he’s on drugs I hope.


I did that too on android but it still has this like stutter or bad transition to me that iOS with no animations does not.


I really think the specifics matter a lot here. Is this just friend group being a little mean+him inconvenienced by apple ecosystem lockout or is he being targeted as bullying prey? I was bullied relentlessly as a kid. I was an easy and fun target, incredibly maladjusted, social skills of a rock and had no friends. I got beat up in bathrooms, manipulated and was told in a sincere way to kill myself almost weekly.

If he is a target of general serious bullying, you should try to coach to build a layer of social skills and emotional defense, they will find something else, telling authority figures or buying phone will not fix this, it will make worse. The sad truth is people aren’t bullied in serious/ chronic ways for no reason. The reason may only be that they different. But with difference comes a necessity to defend oneself, socially, physically, emotionally.

I hope this is just a somewhat regular friend group and they are giving him a hard time for group chat incapability or cheapshot dogging on android, then perhaps get him a used iPhone and make him sit through some more of your side loading type technical talks as repayment. Try to encourage him to not react emotionally to friend group teasing and to tease back in a smooth way.


This post was just a complete lazy joke. I will recalibrate humor. I really appreciate all the serious nuanced replies though and feel bad now haha.


How would you understand the c to architecture connection?

I have read that C ideas are baked into how higher level programming languages work, but modern cpus are a lot more parallel and some other things than most languages fail to account for, so the microcode tries to bridge gap.


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