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VCE -- http://vce.com Richardson, TX USA / Durham, NC USA / Marlborough, MA USA / Las Vegas, NV USA / Santa Clara, CA USA / Mahon, Cork Ireland

VCE seeks to simplify the data center experience for Enterprise and Service Providers globally. VCE is an EMC Federation Company with investments from Cisco and VMware. VCE has already surpassed a $2B annualized demand run-rate and over seven consecutive quarters of greater than 50% year-over-year demand growth.

Do you want to ride the rocket ship and work on interesting things?

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If you are still in college please consider our Undergrad Engineering Development Program! :)

If you hit escape velocity from college or already graduated -- we're hiring for:

- Principal Software Product Security Engineers

- Sustaining Software Engineers

- Quality Assurance Automation Testing Engineers

- Software Solutions Architects

- Program Managers

Keyword soup: React, Angular, Dojo, SOAP, WSDL, RESTful, XML/JSON, JavaScript, JQuery and AJAX; iBatis, Hibernate, JPA, Struts, Spring and Spring AOP/MVC; Jenkins, Maven; experience living the dream with OpenStack, CoreOS, Docker, combinatorial optimization, VMI algo, Data Center Infrastructure Management, OASIS SCA, TOSCA, DMTF OVF, CIM, CIMI, OCP, OGF OCCI, ODCA PEAT, unicorns, turtles, rainbows, sentient cheese wheels, self lubricating sea slugs, FCoTR, 802.1WTFBBQ, obscure Billy Gibbons trivia, Monte Carlo simulation, etc... etc...




I always knew that sentient cheese wheels were the key technology missing from my stack. Unfortunately, the self lubricating sea slugs still proved too brittle for my applications.

Thanks for giving me a great laugh this afternoon.


:)




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