What I was really hoping for was a layman's translation of the maths on wikipedia [ie. how to implement]. But this is a good jumping off point for figuring out which black box to use.
I'm just saying it takes about 30 seconds to explain the Metropolis-Hastings algorithm in plain english, and the wikipedia article is almost intentionally esoteric on the matter:
What I was really hoping for was a layman's translation of the maths on wikipedia [ie. how to implement]. But this is a good jumping off point for figuring out which black box to use.