"Large fish eats people. Chomp. Chomp chomp."
"Ugly bell-ringer falls in love with beautiful social outcast. Doesn't get her."
"Man loses leg, sanity, life to large white aquatic mammal. Crewmember who enjoyed knocking hats off mens' heads returns alone to tell the tale."
Yep. Much better.
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Third is The Hunchback of Notre Same.
Fourth is Moby Dick.
There's value in the TL;DR for those of us who don't have time/interest to sit through a video, but there's also value in having a long-form way of explaining a story to people.
It doesn't have to be one or the other.