"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
@mckeay The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
@dildog What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys...
@ChrisJohnRiley: The worst thing about #protolol is that you get the broadcast even if you really don't give a shit!
@mdreid: The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED.
@maradydd: The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over #protolol
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A UDP packet walks into a bar.
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A UDP packet.
Who's there?
