That said, I want to point out that I think your review was excellent and it's the kind of thing I love coming across. It many ways, it reminds me of the heyday of Usenet. It's great content and it doesn't need to be better. To the extent that it can be better, it's because nearly any work can be made better with additional effort.
A purely "just the facts" version might need a "how bad on a scale of 1-10" or something to get the same information across, and would be less readable.