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Just like finding a $20 in your laundry!

Mark: Honey, I was cleaning out the couch and found 117,000,000 USD!

One a serious note: How do they not have a program that monitors all wallets they control? This seems beyond ridicule.

Or even a text file with the all their public keys listed, so they could verify where their money was without giving access to move it.

I take better care of my dogecoins, and they are only worth a few hundred at best.

Yes, that would be the safest option! This level of incompetence is astounding.

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