"yeah, what's up?"
"Nagios is paging, something with that code you pushed live a couple hours ago is throwing a fit... looks like half the web cluster is on the verge of going to swap, can you look into it? asap!"
"Well, I'm on at the bus stop and won't be near a computer for at least an hour...yeah, I'll sort it out, will text you when we can push fix live."
pulls out Note 3, shitty 3G coverage
connects to VPN
ssh into dev env with connectbot
switches to hackerkeyboard for input mode
screen -dr dev
Ctrl+c, tail join IRC channel that dumps syslogs from production cluster
git stash, git pull, git stash apply, git commit, git push
sends text message "good to go!"
deal with it.
git commit -m "Always commit your changes first!"; git pull --rebase; git push
I like the syslog into irc thing, that's neat.
By the way, I recently made a commit in the Github web interface while sitting on the toilet. No posix stack required ;)