I said that in jest not because it's ridiculous, but because I wish it were true. I use Mojolicious and love it.
My only complaint is that I started with Mojolicious::Lite way back in the beginning of the project, and I really needed to port to Mojolicious proper with a better source file layout quite a while back, but Mojolicious makes it too easy to throw in another lite-style route. At least the templates were easy enough to separate that I did it long ago.