# And what father is there among you, who,
# if his son asks for a slice of bread,
# will offer him a stone?
# or if he asks for a fish,
# will instead of a fish offer him a snake?
my $fish = 'one-fish two-fish red-fish blue-fish';
my $snake = 'oooh! a snake! ooh! snake! ooooooooo!";
That's right. A successful combination of biblical allusion with Dr. Seuss and _Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom_.