So... check out NiceNiceJPG (http://nicenicejpg.com) and check out AWS OpsWorks (https://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats-new/2013/02/18/announ...).
Edit: Really? People are moderating this comment down? Why are you even looking at this thread if you have no sense of humor? What a bunch of joyless assholes.
A problem surely we've all encountered at some point of another.
Don't forget to always check your user input.
Is your CPU a 'learning computer'? I gotta test this out:
Tim, buy me a beer. :P
lim(x → ∞)
x ⋅ 0 = 0
Ease up a bit ;)