How about "President announces program to solve all human suffering"? About as meaningless, but would actually be more useful if by some astronomical fluke they succeeded.
Even many neuroscientists are saying it's impossible. But although they might know about neuroscience, they don't seem to have grasped the concept of exponential technology growth yet.
I'm so glad Obama is not a naysayer.
It seems to be only 19.93 times according to Wolfram Alpha?