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This is amazing advice, but you clearly aren't dead yet.

You should wait until after I am dead to follow it, of course. If I were to write a commencement speech, it would begin that way.

I initially read that as "If I were to give a commencement speech..", which would probably make said speech quite a newsworthy event, despite being a very short speech.

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