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I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting:

"Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."

Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.

Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"

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