I called Dell, telling them I'm not agreeing with their software license and that I want to return them all the software. 5 minutes.
Got 180€ back for this.
Wiped the entire HDD. Ah man! That felt good. No more rants on crapware.
Now I have a computer that does what I want it to do, not what I'm supposed to want.
Sure I have to put up with other issues now but what a liberative experience.