I've had these habits from the moment I had access to the Internet. It lets me quickly learn new things. I think the people around me see this and want the same thing. Well, you can't have it-- you can't read and understand that quickly unless you're willing to put in the time to learn to operate like this.
It's going to take time, so stop being lazy and invest the time.
(True for any language.)
It may come as a surprise that the word "random" does not show up in even the quite inclusive Basic English combined wordlist, http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Basic_English_com....