The post also mentions being a CA beta tester.
Hell, every listed company in the world would be global.
Again, you sound like a very optimistic person. :)
In reality, contracts make forever to set up, and it's better not to talk about APIs from commercial banks. Whenever monitory transactions are involved, you will have to confirm to a huge amount of regulations and conditions to meet which you will have to get involved with even more bureaucracy.
Coming from India, I am sad to say that I have got a fairly grim perspective about these things.
Translating the site to the target country takes longer than establishing another currency.
The US has something called PCI compliant and I would assume that every other country has something similar but with a different subset of rules.
(a lot of the relevant standards are now international in nature)