The problem: you're thinking in terms of home/small business networks.
The rest of us are thinking in terms of larger networks (in my case with hundreds of subnets and tens of thousands of nodes) where "631 is blocked at the firewall" isn't of much relief. The firewall is merely one, rather easy to get past, barrier. We're also concerned with east/west traffic.
For sure, and sending hug-ops to teams like yours that have to deploy & enforce mass patches! But I'm also thinking of environments that don't even have the benefit of a team like yours. https://issuetracker.google.com/issues/172222838?pli=1 is (or seems to be?) a saving grace, without which every school using Chromebooks could see worms propagating rapidly if even one student connected to a compromised router at home.
The rest of us are thinking in terms of larger networks (in my case with hundreds of subnets and tens of thousands of nodes) where "631 is blocked at the firewall" isn't of much relief. The firewall is merely one, rather easy to get past, barrier. We're also concerned with east/west traffic.