I was on my way out of town and stopped at the new supermarket to pick up a sub for dinner. As I was checking out, a young guy and his girlfriend were in line in front of me.
He says to the cashier, "you know your cell phone coverage sucks."
The cashier says, "yea, only Verizon works."
The reply was, "I bet they're sorry the didn't think of that when they were building it."