Calling the 9th of July "second chances" is a stretch, and it was on the 2nd page at the time I posted the "please search" request, but whatever page it was sitting on is moot since plugging in "Sarah Silverman" into the search box at the bottom of every page would have surfaced the 500 point submission in a damn hurry
Extra bonus points for the facepalm of submitting a site that has paywalls in lieu of theverge.com which (AFAIK) does not engage in any such practices