On: This is why I don't give you a job

[InclinedPlane]

I'm not so sure. If I had to keep an employee for 3 years while they were on vacation I would just not hire any employees. Or I'd move somewhere with sane business laws.

[sarchertech → InclinedPlane]

I'd never have any employees. Independent contractors all the way.

[moonchrome → sarchertech]

Haha you sound like you're from the region. That and proxy employment agencies, and the employees end up with a lower salary (agency takes a cut) and lower protection. Ironically predictable.