There's some dumb joke at work here, and I can't tell what's real. I just actually want clamonaise; it sounds good. If this isn't a real product, please make it. If it is a real product, please don't actually put cards in it.
Click the "buy now" button, and it takes you to Target's (U. S. retailer) website. If my spouse wouldn't reject the idea of that jar getting even near the refrigerator, I'd try a jar.