Put a resume on Monster if you really want to feel wanted by a bunch of terrible options. I get some 30 recruiters a day from a resume I dumped on there out of curiosity.
I did. I'm also tracking those in a spam section of each update.
If you want REALLY bad options, post to Career Builder. Last time I did, I got approached about jobs in insurance sales, door-to-door sales, and cashing checks for forging rings.