On: Slack is down

[tannhaeuser]

"We're experiencing increased service degradation" is so 201x-ish

[AlotOfReading → tannhaeuser]

I find it hilarious that the status page is still saying the uptime for the current quarter is 100%. I'd think it'd have lost at least one 9 by any obvious definition of "current quarter".

[jf22 → AlotOfReading]

Maybe it's not updated in real time? I wouldn't publish my teams uptime metrics while a crisis was happening...

[ourcat → tannhaeuser]

"Something's not quite right"

Another classic.

[wpm → ourcat]

"Shit's fucked yo, send whiskey"

[kaszanka → ourcat]

"Oopsie woopsie!"