> ... your scale goes into the dumpster, and you must refrain from ever referring to it again
Since you put it that baldly, how about a solomonic reference instead?
"Envy thou not the oppressor, and choose none of his ways." (Prov.3:31)
Na wanya kom sif inya, unte go dawe im natim.
Bonus clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MPtXUeUznY