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Why PHP Was a Ghetto (codefury.net)
157 points by vlucas 1927 days ago | hide | past | web | 164 comments | favorite

"5. Arguably the best documentation for any language"

I should very much like to see that argument.

My impression of PHP documentation (after using it for three of the last five years) is that it's a endless pile of bullshit whose primary content is in user comments on the doc pages.

That's the core library. Third party libraries are typically wholly uncommented and undocumented.

I think he is right. I never found a language with better docs! PHP's website is it's own documentation and it works really nice:




I hardly memorize stuff 'cause it's so easy to look up to the docs that it's not necessary. And here is what you get when you don't really know what you are looking for:


That is just nice documentation...

Have a look at clojuredocs.org. I think it's one of the best documentation sites I've seen for any language or library. I especially like the inclusion of source code and links to other code that uses the thing being documented.

An example: http://clojuredocs.org/clojure_core/clojure.core/condp

I concur. That site's documentation is the best I have ever seen. The documentation on the main page is pretty good too:


C#, Java, and other languages have abundant online documentation as well. What's more, their documentation isn't filled with the vagueness and ambiguity that plagues PHP's documentation.

I came to say that. Even without comparison it should be very obvious that the PHP documentation is incomplete and badly written. The user comments can't make up for that, especially since there is no quality control for them.

The python documentation is an example of good documentation. And again, it's tied to the language's culture, where documentation has a really high priority.

I don't know, I think the user comments add a great deal of valuable information - specifically, they're great examples of what you shouldn't do.

They might be valuable, but I'd rather take a single solid, thought-out method over the reports of a hundred random, failed attempts.

The user comment on php.net consists mainly of bad advices with errors in the examples.

Yes, and even the Python documentation has lots of holes in them.

I'd often like a stronger emphasis on the types of arguments and what gets returned.

Like um.... gasp Java?!

For example, if a furctions get a file, they should make it clear whether it's the name of a file or a File-like object. Or whether both are acceptable.

I don't know enough about Java documentation.

PHP's docs are good and bad in the same way that PHP itself is good and bad. For PHP the language reference is quick, easy, simple. Offers the syntax with required and optional parameters followed by a quick and typical use case. When that isn't sufficient, the comments may or may not have the exact use case you're looking for, many times they do. So it's all very convenient for drive-by-programming, like PHP. Good at quick'n'dirty, not so great for more involved, or for more carefully thought out solutions.

It's more like "Arguably the most used documentation for any language." As it's impossible to memorize the patternless names and random parameter order for similar functions.

Here's something that makes it easy for you to remember - from the PHP Manual - http://www.php.net/manual/en/faq.using.php#faq.using.paramet...

'Array function parameters are ordered as "needle, haystack" whereas String functions are the opposite, so "haystack, needle".'

The parameter order is simple. String functions: haystack, needle. Array functions: needle, haystack. The naming however...

I think the other thing that's missing here is that there's nearly often a conflict between the actual behavior of a function and the overly optimistic documentation which is then amended by a series of caveats.

I think i could forgive php more for behaving (and being named & structured) wildly inconsistently were it not that the documentation tries to make up for this by pretending this is actually not the case.

So not only do you have this issue where the behavior of a function may be erratic but the documentation attempts to gloss over the issue by describing a function's most optimistic outcome rather than its actual behavior. Any behavioral caveats are left in the Notes section which in any other language documentation is reserved for "not thread safe" or "uses an easily guessable seed" or "execution blocks network access". Instead the Notes are used to explain "optional arguments not included change the behavior of this method to behave like this other one, but give no warning or otherwise visible indication of error."

The whole "php is defensive programming" statement holds because you can't trust the documentation to be upfront about inconsistent behavior.

The accessibility of PHP is its strength and downfall.

There exist so many third party libraries because of the low barrier to entry. But as more people join the party, the party moves toward the average. The average third party library is an untested and undocumented mess. I do not think this is specific to PHP.

Especially when it comes to wordpress plugin land. I've done a few freelance projects in wordpress-land, and for what would seemingly be normal additions in functionality there certainly existed "five-star" plugins that almost got you to where you needed to be. Except they did everything in a non-ACID database table (or wholly non-wordpress-oriented). Or they weren't extensible at all. Or they were unmaintained piles of crap. Usually I ended up throwing my hands up in desperation and writing my own, customer-specific plugin that would get the job done.

If the average PHP library is untested and undocumented, they're a couple steps ahead of the average Wordpress library.

(also, I might say, the Wordpress documentation is horrific. Hell, the entire structure of that project is horrific to work within. It's built to be easy for noobs ["the loop"], but makes it difficult to keep anything organized or nicely packaged)

Sounds like disruption: lower quality on the metrics that mainstream programmers care about; and targeting non-consumption (i.e. making programming accessible to people who wouldn't otherwise be able to).

People who don't have access to anything are delighted to have something. Therefore, PHP gets a foothold even though it's lower quality. This is the beginning of disruption.

The next part of disruption is improvement. And PHP is improving. At the same time, other programming systems are improving - C#, python, ruby, objective-C even Java has improved (generics etc). So it might seem that PHP will never catch up - which is probably true. But the crucial disruptive insight is that it mightn't need to: programmers might not all need all the extra improvements in mainstream languages, for all tasks. One piece of evidence is that PHP itself is already good enough for some tasks. For any advanced functionality, it's often possible to think of use-cases that wouldn't benefit from it. This means that it's possible for mainstream languages to "overshoot" what most programmers require for most tasks (to "overserve" them, like serving more food to someone who's already full). But, you might say, mainstream users are increasing in their ability to use advanced functionality as they learn more, so they can use the extra functionality (the patrons' stomachs are getting bigger). The interesting possibility is that the rate of improvement of mainstream languages may be faster than the rate of increase in the ability of programmers to use it (the servings getting bigger faster than the patron's stomachs are) - disruptive research has found that this is usually the case. It's because companies developing competitive products work really hard at improving them (to remain competitive); but consumers don't like to change their behaviour that fast.

The final stage of disruption is that programmers leave their mainstream language, and switch to PHP because although it's not as good, it's good enough for their task, and it has other benefits (not sure what they are for PHP, but for disruption it's usually: cheaper, more convenient, simpler - the latter two are true of PHP, but as it adds functionality, it would seem it must lose them. It will just copy mainstream languages).

But I can't imagine this happening, so therefore either disruption doesn't apply in this case (perhaps because a company isn't running PHP? Or because programmers themselves are unusually competitive and early-adopting, and even if some don't want to change their behaviour that quickly, there's another generation coming up real fast? Or as I said above, PHP can't retain its simplicity of being a template language while adding advanced features) - or my imagination is lacking.

The alternative interpretation is that the concept of "disruption" is widely feted but might favor buzzword compliance over actually meaning something useful.

PHP doesn't attract smart people that want to use it for fun in the same way that Java doesn't. Sure, the HipHop work that engineers at Facebook are responsible for must be fun to hack on and the same goes for some of the things that are happening at Google and Twitter with Java, but the base of the PHP community is working on mediocre crap. Beyond these exceptions that prove the rule I can't imagine any good hackers using PHP for fun. Some might write PHP code as a day job, but will play with more enjoyable languages at night. Most just give up on the language entirely and move on to greener pastures.

It is clear why hackers get frustrated with the language. It is inconsistent and extremely tricky if you want to write secure code. The core developers are mostly concerned with endless discussions about adding buzzword compliant features that don't add any real value (Zend seems to be obsessed with being a poor man's Java so they can sell their ecosystem to "the enterprise"). Also, the community is pretty mediocre with an awful noise vs signal ratio.

So if hackers don't use PHP, who does? Clearly, PHP is very successful with people that want to tweak open source applications like Wordpress and aspiring developers or non-technical people that want something accessible that runs everywhere. Also, PHP developers tend to be cheap labor. There are plenty of them around, including in low cost outsourcing centers, that will charge you a lot less than more competent developers would. So it seems ideal to non-technical businesses looking for a cheap way to add some dynamic features to their website. Thankfully for PHP this group is a lot larger than the hacker community, so the language won't go away any time soon. Especially if you consider the fact that a lot of hackers learn their trade by writing little PHP scripts and customizing open source applications like Wordpress before moving on to something more interesting (I have to admit PHP was my first web scripting language too, back in 2000, but I quickly moved on to Python and now Clojure).

Is this disruption waiting to happen? I don't know. In fact, PHP seems to be trending downwards[0] as the generation that picked up the language before frameworks like Rails and Django were available is switching to the current languages du jour. If anything, it is not the language that is causing disruption, but applications like Wordpress that are easily accessible to non-technical people. However, hosted/SaaS alternatives like Posterous seem to be disrupting the whole idea of non-technical people installing Wordpress (at least I hope so[1]).

[0]: http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index....

[1]: The main reason I might sound bitter about PHP is having to extinguish fires caused by idiots who write insecure PHP scripts or install open source scripts without bothering to periodically apply security fixes to counter the constant streams of exploits in said open source code while being responsible for some virtual hosting servers several years ago.

I think "hacker" is an overused term. There are really good hackers out there for which tools are chosen based on suitability for the tasks themselves, and if for example cheap hosting is what you're looking for, then PHP is one of the best options.

     PHP developers tend to be cheap labor
I also hate the term "X developer". I never labeled myself as a Python-developer, or a Java-developer -- I'm just a developer that happened to learn whatever was necessary.

Good developers are getting properly paid, regardless of the tools they put on their resume. Tiobe is also an extremely poor reference for language popularity, btw.

That said, last time I used PHP was 5 years ago simply because it isn't suited for the kind of work I do. Now I work with Python a lot, and with Ruby on the side -- because Python has mature libraries for visualization / parsing / data-mining, it has bindings for every meaningful C library under the sun, and because Python can be made to scale painlessly by means of non-blocking I/O or other tricks (as it's really mature in that regard).

I also like Ruby because its community is something to marvel at -- I never seen so much (focused) activity / cooperation and so much work done in so little time.

That's the problem with PHP -- technically, it's just an Apache plugin, done as a quick hack, reflecting in the available libraries / the community's culture, and there's no way it can escape it.

To make a bad joke -- you can pull PHP out of Apache, but you can't pull Apache out of PHP.

> To make a bad joke -- you can pull PHP out of Apache, but you can't pull Apache out of PHP.

That's completely silly. Every setup I have right now is Nginx and php-fpm, neither of which have any relation to Apache or, indeed, any relationship to any other aside from communication to php-fpm via FastCGI.

These generalizations are really funny, because they demonstrate a lot of the misconceptions about PHP and its community.

I feel like I should reply with something; but there's not much to reply; your post says it all :)

You make a lot of valid points. I totally agree with you on the (lack of) validity of the Tiobe rankings. However, it is my impression that PHP's popularity seems to be stagnating. I remember noticing a decrease for PHP in another language popularity benchmark recently, but couldn't find that reference anymore. It is really hard to measure language popularity objectively, but as a response to a parent poster claiming PHP is imminently disruptive my opinion remains that language popularity metrics don't support a sudden increase in popularity. If PHP would be on the verge of disrupting something those metrics should be noticeably going up.

An interesting metric would be Google Trends[0], which shows a steady decline in search volume for "PHP" while the graph is a lot flatter for e.g. Python[1]. I don't think the number of Github projects for PHP is a great metric, because I think the Github community isn't representative of the typical PHP user, whereas it is virtually part of the DNA of e.g. Rubyists.

You're right to say that plenty of good hackers use PHP, but not because they think its a fun language to work with. You make a point out of PHP being the right tool for the job in certain scenarios, but in my experience it seldom is. Others have already made the point that cheap hosting isn't exclusive to PHP (consider e.g. cheap virtual/cloud hosting like AWS and Heroko). I can imagine using PHP for quick <10 line hacks when convenient[2] or to maintain legacy code and customize open source applications like Wordpress. Rewriting every line of code in existence using the popular language du jour simply isn't realistic. However, that doesn't make PHP the right tool for the job for fresh, non-trivial projects.

You're also right that good developers who happen to write PHP tend to get paid well. My point, however, is that there is a lot of cheap labor available that is able to write PHP (most of whom aren't good developers). This makes it a great fit for those customers that like to pay minimum wage for software development.

I understand your frustration about people bashing PHP, because in a way it is a silly example of elitism in this community to look down on PHP and its community. However, while I at least try to remain somewhat reasonable about it, my tone in regard to PHP is based on a long list of negative experiences that are presumably shared by a lot of people on HN.

[0]: http://www.google.com/trends?q=php

[1]: http://www.google.com/trends?q=python

[2]: In fact, I recently wrote a

    <?php print_r($_POST); ?>
deployed on my Macbook's Apache server to quickly test some Clojure code making HTTP POST requests.

It's arguable that PHP has already disrupted webapps (though I'm not sure what went before - ie. what was disrupted - because PHP was a fairly early tech), in that so many companies use it, including those big successful ones mentioned (facebook, youtube etc even CD Baby). It could even be on the decline these days, if people start to outgrow it as they acquire more skill, and there is no supply of additional low skilled adopters to fuel its growth. If so, the only option for PHP is to move upmarket.

The next step seems to be to disrupt Java enterprise webapps. Although that may not be exciting to a mainstream programmer, it would still be a disruption, and typical of how disruptions move upmarket, tier by tier.

fmw and bad_user have noted many important aspects of PHP, but I was really just thinking of its core idea: templates. PHP didn't originate them (eg bash does it echo hello $name; C has printf; etc), but it's taken it to the logical extreme of a program being a template, and it's the most popular embodiment (I think coldfusion and others did it too, but less successfully).

I think templates are a great idea, because they are simple and concrete. Abstraction and other meta features are powerful; but if the job doesn't need them, they only obscure what you are trying to do.

While surprisingly versatile (e.g. TXL does language translation with them), templates are limited as a general programming concept - and so PHP is probably similarly limited, perhaps to just the web (maybe it could expand to desktop applications, since they increasing use HTML for UIs - though deskapps are seemly being disrupted themselves by webapps). But it's hard to seriously entertain a fps in PHP; a compiler (though consider TXL...); a VM; a RDB; mathematica; pagerank implementation; numerical simulation; an OS.

Meanwhile, the template "technology" is accessible from other languages: python, ruby, java etc all have a broad choice of templating engines for webpage generation. So it is arguable that the technology of templating has been co-opted by the mainstream - although, PHP remains the simplest one. When the job is simplest enough, it seems PHP will win, simply because it can do the job, and it is accessible to more people.

BTW: the factors others have mentioned are also important (low cost hosting, labour etc) - though some of them can be traced to the simplicity and concreteness of templates (which made webapp creation possible for people with less skill).

I have to admit, I am a huge fan of template "technology". I think it is a brilliantly insightful and simplifying idea. They can also be seen as productions in a CFG.

I dunno, it'd be pretty hard not to call Fabian Potencier a smart guy who uses PHP for fun. I can think of half a dozen people offhand who I know personally who use it for fun, too.

All generalizations are worth precisely nothing, including this one.

Agreed, I find it's often very sparse myself. Compare to the Python standard library docs, which tend to be much more thorough.

I think the Python standard library docs could be a bit better. There is rarely example code, and they can be a bit hard to follow if you are trying to figure out what the library even does.

Personally, I'd like to see them start with example code, and then highlight a few of the more important functions, and THEN get into the gritty details.

As it is, I'm about as productive just dir()ing everything in the interactive shell, and then seeing what happens (sometimes falls down with passing options, though), and that's almost as good as the docs.

PHP though? Yuck. Although it's tons better than Joomla's documentation.

Python's stdlib docs could improve in places (I'm looking at you lib2to3), but a lot of the modules do include examples (see http://docs.python.org/library/collections.html#module-colle... for an, um, example). My sense is that you see heavy examples in newer modules rather than older modules because of the rise of doc string tests.

But the real reason I wanted to comment: stop dir()ing through modules! Install ipython and learn to use ? and ??. Life will be so much easier.

I've been using DreamPie recently, but I'll check out IPython. Thanks!

Edit: Checking it out now (actually already had it installed, thanks Ubuntu!), the ? and ?? things are just awesome.

>> My impression of PHP documentation (after using it for three of the last five years) is that it's a endless pile of bullshit whose primary content is in user comments on the doc pages.

Agreed, but the user comments include a huge collection of common problems and their (mostly) quick n dirty solutions. This is a part of what's making the language so accessible for newcomers. Of course it doesn't necessarily encourage best practices.

The worst part is that, though some comments are useful (and point out holes and inconsistencies in the "real" documentation above), a lot of the time a large chunk of the comments are misleading or flat out /wrong/.

Indeed. Python's is better and certainly Perl's is better.

The docbook source for the core library is actually available in a sort of online wiki editor thing, so in theory anyone can improve it. Unfortunately, I've forgotten the URL and I can't find it via Google.

Interesting, and yet almost more troubling than if it wasn’t a wiki at all.

It's at https://edit.php.net/ but it's not a wiki at all. (well it is if you define wiki as 'online editing').

While I think you're being a bit harsh, I think you raise a good point. Admittedly, I haven't done significant PHP development since PHP4, but my recollection of the documentation was that it was mediocre, and that all of the really good information was in the community comments.

Along with a some _really bad_ information in the community comments. The most blatantly horrific advice gets rejected or removed, but it's still best to search around to verify that the methods advocated are the best ways to do things.

> that it's a endless pile of bullshit whose primary content is in user comments on the doc pages.

I noticed that too, and it floored me.

PHP has now split into different factions. Those like the WordPress community, who still party like it's 1999, and those around the major frameworks, libraries and testing and QA tools, who've taken their cues from Django, Rails and such.

The two have so very little in common they might as well be using different languages.

I'm oversimplifying of course. There are a number of large an quite successful communities that fall somewhere in between, like Drupal. The point is, neither the communities nor the code they write have much in common other than having PHP somewhere deep at the core. There is no "this is what PHP is like" anymore, and that hasn't been the case for over half a decade.

You're completely right. I'm an OO php developer (among other things) and when I go back and work on something like WP or Drupal it's just so foreign, despite being the same language. I can see how and why people like those systems, but as a developer they're just so difficult. When I do client cms work I use SilverStripe and it's great because they've built on top of a rails-esque php5 MVC framework so it just feels like programming any other php5 mvc app but with CMS stuff.

A couple of asides as well, sapphire, SilverStripes framework has now been spun off as it's own, independent php5 framework https://github.com/silverstripe/sapphire. Secondly, his mention of CodeIgniter got me curious again, great to see they've finally dropped php4 support. I'm going to have to check it out again I think.

At least one old style PHP project is crossing over into the MVC camp. phpBB4 will be built on top of Symfony 2 http://blog.phpbb.com/2010/02/18/moving-on-the-future-of-php...

I can only hope that Mods / Plugins aren't going to continue to be a euphemism for "scripts that modify the forum core libraries". (I gave up on the last two major versions because of conflicting hack-scripts and botched upgrades.)

A lot of my designer friends love Drupal, and they wonder why the veins in my neck and forehead start to bulge when they mention it. They love it because it allows them do things that they never could have imagined, whereas I despise it because it does badly what any competent Django or ROR developer could do in more quickly and maintainably. (Yes, I know, there's a Drupal module that solves that problem…)

I mention Drupal because I find its "the node is our hammer and all solutions are nails, er content management systems" approach to doing things is a perfect example of the PHP google-then-copy-and-paste programming caricature that is all too often true.

But the author's correct: to the extent that PHP sucks, it sucks not because of PHP itself but the culture that surrounds it. In my experience, everyone's a noob, an advanced noob that is eager to share their bad habits, or callused actual experts who assume that you are one of the aforementioned noobs and assume you have the cognitive capacity of an overripe banana.

I know several PHP developers who I respect—Hi, Sunny and Tom!—but they seem to exist outside the PHP space-time continuum.

I actually think the Drupal architecture and codebase is amazing for what it is. There is a huge class of middle-tier clients that want a ton of functionality which can only be provided by a prepackaged modular system like Drupal, and the amount of extensibility Drupal affords you is impressive.

I don't ever want to touch Drupal again, but not because the code sucks. I just think it's working at the wrong level of abstraction. I understand the need for that level of abstraction, but personally as a UX designer and developer I feel the compromises Drupal forces cheapen my work.

I don't disagree with you: the building blocks of Drupal are fine for what they are until you want to think in richer abstractions.

When I talk to people who want to create a content-driven site, I walk them through the three types of web sites I see: those simple enough to be comfortably implemented using WordPress, those that are more complicated by still simple enough to play to Drupal's strengths, and those that are more complicated or are expected to be more complicated over in the near to mid term and thus call for a Django (my choice) or Rails or whatever application.

I left PHP in 2005 because it felt like I wasn't learning anything anymore. At the time I thought it was the warts, but in retrospect it's definitely the community. The problem is that every good piece of open source PHP is drowned out by a hundred shitty spaghetti projects.

When I picked up Rails, everything clicked right away because it directly addressed so many of the shortcomings of how things were done in PHP. Digging deeper in the Ruby community I found a genuine passion for pulling in great ideas and advancing the state of the art. Ruby has shitty projects too, but the good stuff is more prominent and easier to find.

After 5 years with Ruby I'm not particularly eager to leave, but I do feel the urge to pick up another language to expand my horizons once more. Preferably something with a high density of good ideas, like Haskell.

I know PHP has evolved and is quite capable as a language, but the only way I would touch it again is if I was working on a project that was interesting for bigger reasons (eg. Facebook).

It sounds like you're more interested in programming languages in general. You might find these books interesting:

Essentials of Programming Languages http://www.amazon.com/Essentials-Programming-Languages-Danie...

The Little Schemer http://www.amazon.com/Little-Schemer-Daniel-P-Friedman/dp/02...

Rasmus generally promotes abstention from using frameworks, and the use of PHP as more of a templating language.

from watching a recent talk (http://ontwik.com/php/php-performance-by-rasmus-lerdorf/) he gave, i didn't get the impression that he hated frameworks, but more that he hated most php frameworks because they were slow.

in the video he says a big problem with current frameworks is that they deploy to production the same code used in development, which still includes all of the knobs and extra includes that have to be pulled in on every request to support things that aren't used. he would rather see frameworks turn code into a streamlined bundle of code that gets pushed to production.

That's be much easier if there were some decent reflection and metaprogramming support in the language.

PHP has had reflection support for years:


And define metaprogramming; PHP has supported all of what I would consider metaprogramming as part of their core API since PHP 4. It may not be as pretty as what you can do in Ruby or Python, but you can do it just the same.

Umm, did you read what you linked to? PHP reflection is a verbose, ugly mess.

Example PHP vs. Ruby

    $a = new A(); 
    $reflector = new ReflectionClass('A');
    $properties = $reflector->getMethods();

    a = A.new

I never said it was pretty, in fact I said quite explicitly that it wasn't as pretty as Ruby or Python, but it doesn't take good looks to work well. Java and C# are even more verbose than PHP but they can also do reflection just as well as Ruby and PHP can.

    Java and C# are even more verbose than PHP 
    but they can also do reflection just as well 
    as Ruby and PHP can.
Err, no, they cannot -- in Java/C# you cannot create or redefine functions / methods / entire classes at runtime.

To do that, you need to get into bytecode generation, and that's not a feature of the language anymore; not to mention problems with the fact that their respective VMs weren't designed to allow the regeneration of methods/classes at runtime, so you run into problems like the permanent-generation in the GC (i.e. classes aren't garbage collected, so if not careful you may end up with a huge memory leak).

"more verbose" doesn't really describe the shit you must do to make available the same tricks you can pull in Python/Ruby.

Comparing this to C + assembly generated at runtime would be stretching it, but just a little -- having the ability to generate assembly doesn't mean that C has meta-programming facilities ;)

Redefining or extending methods or classes at runtime isn't reflection; that's monkeypatching and/or rebinding new definitions to existing names.

I would agree that Java, C#, and PHP lack the ability to do this without a lot of overcomplications, but at the same time, I've never really found myself in a situation where rebinding or extending classes at runtime was really the best solution. I would actually be quite interested in seeing a usage of that sort of magic that actually makes the solution easier and simpler than other options.

@nuclear_eclipse, look up this thread and you'll see that the discussion started from a mention of meta-programming. Also, IMHO, reflection (per se) is basically useless in a dynamically-typed language, unless you also have the ability to redefine stuff.

    I've never really found myself in a situation where
    rebinding or extending classes at runtime was really 
    the best solution.
That's only because you aren't used to it, and you're dismissing it based only on a limited experience with what is possible; although the libraries you're using may be doing it without you even noticing it.

If you're a Java developer, what do you think frameworks like Spring, Hibernate, Guice are doing?

And why in the world would you be using dynamic-typing if everything was set in stone from compile-time? Structural-typing (like in Scala) works a lot better ; although I can see why there's a misconception about what dynamic-typing really enables.

That's the thing with half-baked features -- of course they are hard to use and error prone when the language itself isn't really built around it. But in a language like Ruby, where the "class" block's main purpose is to open a scope where "self" (the implicit) parameter points to that class, and inside the definition you can put anything, like real code that does stuff, and where creating new classes (in case they don't exist) is just a side-effect -- modifying classes and objects at runtime is everything you're doing (whether you like it or not). But it does give you the tools to deal with it.

Same thing happens with Python, but more with functions and class methods, rather than classes, because that's what Python was optimized for -- decorating functions with extra behavior, since functions are first-class citizens.

In Python it doesn't work so well for classes, since inside the definition itself you don't have access to "self", but you can also patch classes with great effect, just not with so much syntactic-sugar as in Ruby -- that's why people shy away from it and choose to deal with functions/methods instead, although there is some cool meta-programming stuff done with classes in Django.

That's what decorators do btw (which look similar to Java annotations, but have a lot more bang for the buck :)) -- http://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0318/

    I would actually be quite interested in seeing 
    a usage of that sort of magic
http://rubyonrails.org/ -- and really, don't be fooled by all the clones available. I worked with Symfony and CakePHP -- every Rails-clone sucks compared to Rails. You have to try it for real in order to see what it does differently.

If you're a fan of Java: http://aspectwerkz.codehaus.org/

See that link above? -- that's so easy to do in Python/Ruby that it doesn't deserve a library ;-)

This is a good read on Ruby's meta-programming facilities, while not being so hard to read btw: http://pragprog.com/titles/ppmetr/metaprogramming-ruby

Also, terms like "monkey-patching" and "magic" are derogatory terms for good engineering practices people have been using since the 70-ties when generating assembly at runtime was the only reasonable way to make complicated algorithms to work, while maintaining some sanity, like those in the field of artificial-intelligence.

In the meantime people got so obsessed with preventing employees from shooting themselves in the foot, that aberrations like C++ and Java happened. Unfortunately for everybody, bad developers write bad code regardless of the programming language.

Thanks for the links. I'll check that out.

In all fairness, you're restricted as to how much you can do that PHP as well:

The best you can do is modify the class definition in the code itself, and declare a __call() or __get()/__set() functions that park themselves in front of method calls and variable accesses. You can't go re-opening classes or directly adding methods or variables.

(To make matters worse, __call() and friends are also more than a little slow as well.)

It's verbose, but it's not a mess. It's quite coherent actually. For smaller encounters, there are a number of procedural reflection functions available. For this case, you could do:


Perhaps. Though it would certainly be nicer, if A was a first-class citizen in PHP, and you would not have to pass its name around as a string.

Sure, but that has little to do with the reflection api.

PHP is unique among its class of languages (counting Ruby, Python, Perl etc.) in that it has an extremely dynamic runtime, but yet keeps the compiletime/runtime distinction known from compiled languages, such as Java.

I have a love/hate relationship to that. On one hand it feels stupid and restrictive compared to more thought-out languages such as Scheme, Javascript or ruby, but on the other hand it _does_ instil some stability in an environment that is quite chaotic in other respects (dynamic-weak typing has some confusing edge cases, just to name one). I'm not sure it's such a bad balance after all.

> but yet keeps the compiletime/runtime distinction

Could you elaborate on that? I don't see what you mean.

Interestingly, Python usually also gets compiled---though the target language (Python's byte code) is still very dynamic.

I meant semantically, not literally. PHP has a class based object model that is basically copied from Java. One of the more absurd results of this transplantation is that in PHP, classes can implement static interfaces. This is useful in Java, to imbue some flexibility into the otherwise very rigid static typing, but in PHP it's utterly backwards.

As an aside, PHP gets compiled into opcode before interpretation, but the two processes are usually not separated. This is true for most interpreted languages actually.

What if the name of A is only known at runtime? Referencing function and class names and if need be, also variable names, as string is very transparent to me. It also maps nicely to how it's implemented underneath - everything is stored and accessed in hashes.

The name of A doesn't matter.

Look at how e.g. Python solves this:

    class A:
    class B:
    a = A()
    b = B()
    # only known at run-time:
    c = random.choice([a,b])
    print c.__class__
No mucking around with names needed. The same applies to functions---like PHP's array_map function which takes the name of the callback as an argument, instead of the function itself.

I also don't understand why PHP's syntax treats variables whose type is a function different than variables which have a more mundane type. I.e. nearly all variables need prefixing with a $, but variables which hold a function need no such thing. And you can not assign to those function-variables.

So now you want to instantiate a variable of type "A", where "A" is a string that you read in from a configuration file. How do you do it in Python? (I guess it's possible somehow, I'm just wondering what the syntactic advantages are).

Your second sentence I don't understand - what do you mean 'variables whose type is a function'? The equivalent of a function pointer? For variable functions, you take a regular variable (i.e., with a $) and assign it the name of the function you want to call:

function call_me($arg) {} $func = 'call_me'; $func(1);

> So now you want to instantiate a variable of type "A", where "A" is a string that you read in from a configuration file. How do you do it in Python?

Depends on which kind of flexibility you want. You can use a dict of name to type i.e.

    d = {"A":A, "B":B}
    variable = d[string_from_file] (arguments)
or (perhaps slightly un-Pythonic, I guess)

    variable = getattr(my_types_module, string_from_file) (arguments)
where my_types_module is a module with your constructors.

The second version is somewhat closer to the PHP version, but still cleaner.

The problem with a system like

    function call_me($arg) {} $func = 'call_me'; $func(1);
is that it does not play well if you have several different functions of the same name but in different scopes. Or if you want to generate functions on the fly.

That's a concern, but not too much of a concern in a language like Python. I only chose Python because many people are somewhat familiar with it, and it does the Right Thing in this regard.

As an aside: Matlab recently changed from a PHP-like functions-passed-around-by-string-name system to functions-as-first-class-citizens system. They even had to introduce a new bit of syntax for that---but they found it important enough to go through with it. (Look at http://stackoverflow.com/questions/796935/function-handle-in... if you want to read about it.)

"variable = getattr(my_types_module, string_from_file) (arguments)"

Right, and how is that more readable or more clear than the PHP equivalent?

$myclass = new $classname; vs variable = getattr(my_types_module, string_from_file) (arguments) and you claim the second is cleaner?

Furthermore you are making several normative claims like 'Right Thing' but don't offer anything to back that opinion up. Function pointers are strongly typed too, does that make them superior? No just different, and I think the PHP way fits perfectly well with a consistent theme: you can substitute any name that you'd hard-code with a variable and it will work.

    $var = 'test';
    // Call function called 'test' with argument value of 'test';
    // Set variable called '$test' to a new instance of class 'test'.
    $$var = new $var;
    // Call method 'test' on variable '$test' with argument 'test'.
Straightforward and no need for strange 'getattr' indirection functions (see how I turned an in itself neutral design decision into a normative statement there?)

Oh, I don't like getattr myself.

If you want, we can continue the discussion via email---it's getting a bit unwieldy for the comments here. My email is in my profile.


verbosity creates messes.

I find it amusing how hyper-specific he gets in the comments defending PHPs speed, saying comparing it to even Python is unfair because it bytecode compiles to save time.

To me, that sounds more like a flaw in PHP that it doesn't save bytecode and reuse that if the underlying source has not changed, not a defensible reason to claim it is faster than other "similar" languages.

If you want PHP to save the compiled code between sessions, the APC extension does that perfectly well, and has a dramatic impact on server performance. Yes, it's weird that something that useful isn't part of the core language though.

It will be in PHP6.

Parsing time is irrelevant. When you bytecode-cache PHP, it is still about 3x slower than Python. And Python is slow compared to Lua, and dog-slow compared to any JITted implementations of scripting language (LuaJIT2, Spidermonkey, V8, etc).

I posted some generally supportive comments on his post, but dared to point out that PHP's interpreter is in fact rather slow compared to pretty much everything else, so he shouldn't claim that PHP has "maybe the best speed and scalability among script-based languages." I ended up getting attacked as some kind of PHP hater.

If PHP has a reputation as a ghetto, it's in part because of cocksure noobs like this who think they know everything and are impossible to have a rational conversation with.

But what are you comparing, the interpreter or run speed of bytecode? I haven't seen any comparisons between languages for several years, but PHP used to be fast for its class, and I can't think of many reasons myself of why that would've changed (doesn't mean it hasn't, but I'd like to see some evidence).

Obviously benchmarks have their deficiencies. I'm referencing one of the most standard, frequently cited set of benchmarks for programming languages but make no claim that they're perfect.

You can read all about them here: http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/

There's a very obvious reason why a language may be relatively fast today and relatively slow tomorrow - namely, other languages continue to be developed as well.

And now, here's what the point of my comment is. I assume you work with PHP and are unhappy hearing that it's slow. Well, I work primarily with Ruby, which in general is even slower, so don't take offense. :)

Let's take a look at the context of this conversation. You haven't seen any evidence of its relative speed for "several years," and haven't even given the issue enough thought to discover the most obvious reason why its status may have changed, and yet in the face of somebody offering evidence (I did on the OP) are reluctant to accept the possibility that PHP is slow. I've programmed in PHP for around 10 years, starting when 3.0 was in beta up until the first few releases of 5.x, and in that time I've seen many, many PHP developers with this attitude.

This is a general problem of the PHP community: Zend has done a fantastic job marketing PHP, and PHP has been used on so many high profile projects, that developers just assume PHP is "blazing fast," when that's simply not the case.

Now, before I get attacked as a PHP hater again, let me point out that even though I prefer to work with other languages now I am by no means a PHP hater. I just recommended a PHP solution over a Ruby one to a potential client, because in their business context I thought it made more sense and couldn't in good faith sell them a technical solution that wouldn't meet their needs as well just because it used my current favorite language.

I'll also explain where PHP is quite fast. A lot of the functionality in PHP is just a very, very thin wrapper on top C library calls, and has very little overhead. This is why things like math operations are generally quite fast. Facebook's Hip-hop compiler, which precompiles PHP to C++ and then compiles it to native binary, produces code which on some benchmarks performs worse then the original PHP code because of this fact.

But the parts of PHP which aren't just delegated to C code are in general very slow. Consider, for example, a benchmark that's heavy on array traversal. Take a look at PHP compared to other languages and see how incredibly badly it performs compared to everything else:


TL;DR: 16 minutes for PHP and 268.15 seconds for Ruby 1.9.

If you want to bitch about the fact that that benchmark includes the time it takes PHP to compile the code, well, then subtract roughly 0.1 seconds from PHP's time, but also do it for Ruby since Ruby's benchmark also includes compile time. Opcode caching isn't going to save you here.

Think about this for a second: what do you use more in a web development context: math operations, or array traversal? Just think how much time your web apps spend looping over database result sets. See what I mean? PHP may certainly be "good enough" but please just stop saying it's the fastest thing out there unless you can show me some proof.

If the PHP community had more of a backbone and stopped believing untruths like "our docs are the best in the business" and "PHP is the fastest scripting language" then Zend would be forced to do something about it. The fact that the language, the interpreter, and all the soft infrastructure around it are such a mess is not because Rasmus or Zeev or Andy are incompetent, it's because for years they've had such an incredibly unskeptical community of "true believers" that never holds their feet to the fire on anything. Stop being a true believer. Insist on something better. Bitch and complain if you have to. That's how to improve the programming language you love to use.

I said in the post that I'm not a PHP fanboy. I'm not a "true believer" of PHP either. I just don't agree with you.

I disagreed with your comment because I didn't (and still don't) think it's valid to compare the speed of running precompiled binaries vs. something being interpreted.

Why is that not valid?

1. Java (your example) compiles to bytecode and drops the output into .class files. It only runs this compiled form. 2. PHP natively compiles to bytecode every single run. It does not save the bytecode (or cache it) by default. APC does this.

My point on my blog was that if you're going to benchmark PHP vs. C++ and call one slow in the end, you should at least try and put them on the same playing field.

Think about it this way: Could you make a real decision of which language to use for a website based on those benchmarks? No, and you (@compay) concurred that there are other factors to take into account (like opcode caching). This is why the benchmarks are irrelevant in the context of my post.

So do you stand by your claim that PHP's "Speed & Scalability" is "maybe the best among script-based languages"? Because in the benchmark I cited it gets spanked by pretty much everything, including other interpreted languages like Ruby, which is what I pointed out above (not Java).

And if you still can't understand why opcode caching is irrelevant to the benchmark I cited, then you are being a fanboy.

If you have a hard time believing that your favorite language may have some performance deficiencies that could be improved then you are acting like a fanboy. Simply saying "I'm not a fanboy" doesn't disprove it because actions speak far louder than words.

I did mistake you with another commenter when I said Java. Nonetheless, why do you insist PHP is my "favorite language?" You're drawing an invalid assertion based on the fact that I've been disagreeing with you.

I didn't refute that PHP has performance deficiencies either.

The only thing I can really say from looking at those benchmarks is that PHP is very likely a poor choice for general purpose (non-web) application development where speed is a definite issue.

When building a webapp although, those benchmarks suddenly because unclear to me because they mask the fact that byte/machine code caching is used for some, but not all languages. That feature is available for PHP, and it's called APC.

That is all.

> why do you insist PHP is my "favorite language?"

Sorry, I guess I just assumed that because of the amount of time you've dedicated to writing about PHP on your blog, and the fact that all but one of your projects on Github are implemented in PHP. But sure, maybe your favorite programming language is one you never publish code in, and never write about on your blog. Forgive me for assuming too much. BTW, I never said there's anything wrong with PHP being your favorite language, if it is.

> You're drawing an invalid assertion based on the fact that I've been disagreeing with you.

Bravo, you've scored a point in the argument. However, you've also managed to reduce our conversation from a potentially friendly, intelligent discussion of the benefits and drawbacks of PHP to a competition to cherry pick single sentences and find the tiniest flaw in them, rather than look at the ONLY point I've been trying to make the whole time, which is that PHP's average performance on cross-platform benchmarks is not very good, and so it's not such a good idea to claim it's "maybe the fastest and most scalable scripting language" unless you have good evidence to show why the benchmarks are irrelevant.

In the course of this discussion you've lost sight of the fact that I posted a friendly, supportive comment on your post and merely pointed out one thing that I thought was inaccurate, and you've come at me with guns blazing, telling me to look into APC, which I was already using when you were probably still in elementary school. That's why I called you a cocksure noob.

> When building a webapp although, those benchmarks suddenly because unclear to me

Yep, like I said in my very first comment, I think PHP is often just fine for web apps, because its raw performance in a web context is often not the bottleneck. However, sometimes it is a problem, which is why people have invested the time into creating PHP to native binary compilers, for example. If APC solved all performance problems, do you think anybody would have bothered?

> because they mask the fact that byte/machine code caching is used for some

Stop equating Java bytecode and PHP bytecode. It's not the case that if you simply enable APC, you'll get in insane performance boost in, for example, array traversal. You'll get a significant performance boost in page request time because the interpreter doesn't need to generate the bytecode over and over again. That's it, unless you throw in an optimizer as well.

I use PHP only for hobby project nowadays, since that what I used in my last web dev job 10 years ago. So I'm much more comfortable with it than with Python or Rails or any other language in that class, but I don't care one way or the other really - I use C++ in my job nowadays. Just to say, I don't take offense - I have passed the days where I took the software tools I use for a fundamental aspect of me as a person.

(That said, full disclaimer: I'm writing a PHP extension in a hobby project for a popular library to use that library from PHP, so in that sense I've moved closer to it again over the last 2 months).

Anyway, my main point was that you said "to point out that PHP's interpreter is in fact rather slow compared to pretty much everything else", which I still don't agree with. On straight pass-through to C calls, the overhead is a lookup in a hash table for the function name, and some wrapping of arguments into a union if need be. Arrays are slow because they're also implemented as hash tables; for high performance, one can use structures with iterators that can skip this step. But these are all just single data points; I haven't looked into the implementation of the tests you linked to, but I guess it's not that hard to find counterexamples. That's the nature of tradeoffs you make.

Your comment seemed to imply that the runtime is somehow deficient, compared to others; I'm still not convinced that is really the issue, especially since PHP is really just C with some wrappers around it. Whereas for example Python apparently does (used to do maybe, I don't know) much more bookkeeping etc for the dynamic features that enable its syntactic niceties. Advances in VM precompilation may catch up with that, but how would it make such progress that it would be faster than the straight-to-C equivalent?

Also your mention of hiphop I don't understand. When hiphop compiles something to C++, and then into machine code, it can only be slower than the original PHP code if it changes the algorithms - which are hiphop issues, not related to the speed of the runtime.

Anyway I wasn't claiming that PHP is the fastest or best documented; I just don't accept at face value your claim that PHP is significantly slower than other languages in its class on a sufficiently wide range of real-world use cases.

(for the documentation, I always liked it - most of it lists the parameters, a simple example and some corners cases, and the comments are great, of course for people who are capable of separating the chaff from the wheat. Actually I think there is still a script in the php source tree written by me that transformed the docbook docs into man page format, so that I could open the docs of the function under the cursor in a split window in vim with a single keystroke; that was in 1999 though and 'parsed' the docbook with regular expressions, so if anyone in their right mind had a look at it in the last 10 years they would've deleted it).

I am said "cocksure noob."

If you disagree with @compay, you will assuredly earn the same title.

Welcome to Hacker News!

Based on your comment and that you have a tenth the karma of the person you're accusing of being reactionary, I would recommend that you make an actual argument or mount a defense, and stay away from these kinds of insults.

meh, read the comments on my blog and think for yourself instead taking some collectively-generated number as an indicator of whether you should scowl at me or not.

Who are you? I don't mean that in an insulting fashion, I simply don't know.

(Compay has a karma of 1426 for comparison, and I owe him for introducing me to the PIE library for IE CSS)

CodeIgniter is really not that nice. Maybe it seems cool for the uninitiated, but it is just a PHP clone of Rails. CI and kin can't hold a candle because the expressive power of Rails doesn't come from the framework itself, but from Ruby.

There are a few times when the choice between one language over another is more of a pragmatic issue rather than one of taste, and Ruby's ease in creating DSLs (and hence, Rails) is a perfect example.

As TFA mentioned, Ramsus Lerdorf has the right idea. PHP is a templating language. Contorting it into a general purpose language and squeezing a Web framework out of that is unpleasant when there are so many nicer alternatives available. I almost feel bad for Rasmus; people are using his language, taking it beyond its intended scope, and giving it a bad name for that.

CodeIgniter is nothing like Rails - there's little magic involved; the framework is very 'humble' (that is - it almost never forces you to do things its way) plus its entire philosophy consists of giving you classes to work with (and an MVC pattern) ... and then getting out of your way.

I'd argue that CI is to PHP what web.py is to Python, or Merb (pre-merge? - correct me if I'm wrong, maybe there's a better example) to Ruby.

CI is not a carbon copy of Rails, which would be quite difficult anyway given the base language, but the inspiration is undeniable. All the pieces are there -- the MVC pattern and associated features like routes, helpers, etc.

CakePHP-Rails would have been a better analogy, but my point still stands. The language plays a large role in making a framework nice to use, as much as the intrinsic design of the framework itself.

Don't confused "Rails" with "Every web MVC framework out there."

"the MVC pattern and associated features like routes, helpers, etc"

Eh some people (like myself, and my colleagues at the time) were using those concepts in PHP (albeit that 'routes' and 'helpers' were just called 'mod_rewrite paths' and 'utility functions') in 2000, long before Rails was even conceived.

I'm currently working with Yii. I was pretty sure I was going to go into Rails development, and we were planning on doing the next project in Rails, but Yii is actually very good.

It's not built around creating DSLs, it's built around using solid OO principles to build a very extensible system. Yii's use of behaviors (much like mixins in Ruby) allow you to easily encapsulate behavior and share it among many models and projects, and of course it's built on a solid foundation of classes and interactions, including ActiveRecord.

I still dislike the syntax a bit, and I understand how the syntax affects the design of the framework, but really it is very similar to Rails.

Yii is the PHP gateway drug to Rails. :)

Once you get the hang of Yii's ActiveRecord implementation (with scopes, behaviors and relations), you're a fair chunk of the way to a) understanding how to use Rails' version effectively, b) coming to loathe CodeIgniter, Zend Framework and CakePHP for not providing similar functionality.

PHP is popular because of low barrier to deploy. All hosting providers offer PHP, while with other technologies you'll have to shop a little.

Besides its ubiquity, it is also the only real contender that is specifically designed for the Web. You can just stick a PHP file containing `echo "1 + 1 is " . (1 + 1);` anywhere on your site and it will tell you 1 + 1 is 2. Ruby scripts (for example) can run that way, in practice a server will be set up to use a Rack interface instead of just echoing the output of a Ruby or ERb file. This simplicity is attractive to many who are just starting out.

Note that this kind of programming is deprecated even in PHP. In any reasonably well structured project, you'll find that kind of code only in templates, if at all.

From the article:

| Rasmus represents what most non-PHP developers hate about PHP.

| Rasmus generally promotes abstention from using frameworks, and the use of PHP as more of a templating language. To him, this translates to raw speed and scalability (load-wise). To everyone else, this translates to piles of procedural spaghetti code, and unmaintainable projects. For roughly 10 years following the birth of PHP in 1995, this was how PHP projects were written.

PHP + MySQL ended up being the VB+Access of the FOSS ecosystem.

Following that questionable logic, now that node.js is the latest hot fad, doesn't that make RoR the new PHP?

I don't think he is just talking about popularity, but about being popular, accessible to non-technical people and frowned upon by more competent techies. I think the comparison is quite apt, really.

This is very true.

Also it's worth noting that if you do want to do PHP "right" and use a framework like Zend or Cake you will probably still be shopping around a bit because you're not going to get the ability to use those frameworks out of the box on most hosting providers.

I've not really found this to be the case with Cake (which I like and use a fair bit) ... even if .htaccess is disabled for some reason, there is an alternate way to get it to run just fine ... generally though ... I can just put my cake file folder on the server and its good to go.

Thats huge.

There's plenty of hosting providers that provide ruby and python and all the rest. PHP because of ubiquity, I could see holding water 7 years ago, but not now.

But why do they offer it? Hardly anybody offers Java servlet hosting (for instance) and servlets are the superior technology for just about everything you would do with php.

The thing is that it isn't like say 30% of hosting providers offered it and it slowly got more and more, it was more like massive overnight 100% market penetration.

I've never met a hosting provider that didn't provide it, despite the fact that it is an absolute security nightmare.

I can tell you why Java is worse from hosting providers point of view: php is stateless by default, you can easily monitor resources used by php, while java servlets are stateful, they can use up a lot of resources and there are no easy to use available tools for hosting providers to monitor those resources Java can use. Java is designed to create applications to be deployed on multiple servers, not on a single server shared between a lot of users.

Interesting. Thanks for that.

I'm still puzzled about the nearly instantaneous and complete market penetration of php.

Back then there were almost no competition.

Ease of deployment might be why this very blog post is published on Wordpress.

The fact that many PHP projects end up in unmaintainable spaghetti code is a mark against the programmer and not the language.

Take your average PHP programmer and force him/her to code in Ruby and the same mess will result.

The fact that PHP has so many "noob" programmer is indicative of its success in creating so many great projects and websites. We have made PHP so easy that even your grandmother can do it.

From the article:

If you are capable of making wise software design decisions, PHP is a great choice to build your web application with.

> We have made PHP so easy that even your grandmother can do it.

I'd wager it's so easy that even your grandmother can do it /badly/, while putting her business or data at risk.

More seriously:

Frameworks or languages that make it easy to be secure by default are a lot better, both for newbies who don't know better, or for old hands who slip up once or twice.

The simplest example I can think of to illustrate the difference:

    <h1>Hi, <?php echo $name; ?></h1>


    <h1><%= name %></h1>
(Say "name" is "<script src=xss.js></script>". The former is vulnerable, the latter is not. Both are just as easy to write.)

In all fairness, the XSS protection in ERB expressions is a new feature of rails 3.0 which isn't out for that long. Before that you had to use the h helper (which of course is much easier to type than htmlentities)

Also in all fairness, large parts of code written for Rails 2.x can be ported to Rails 3.0 painlessly, enjoying the new security benefits without breaking a sweat.

You simply won't be able to upgrade PHP to make <? echo $something ?> behave properly. That's the problem with languages that were designed to be frameworks in themselves -- languages have to maintain backwards compatibility.

well. If you were intentionally allowing certain replacements to be in HTML (because they come from a trusted source or because you sanitized them before) and so you weren't using the h helper in rails, when you move to 3.0, you will see escaped code just the same as if PHP changed echo to escape its parameters.

Both the update to rails 3.0 or to a hypothetical new release of PHP which escapes parameters to echo would cause the same amount of work.

What you could say is that rails is less afraid to force change on people and that conversely, PHP puts more emphasis on backwards compatibility.

Both have their advantages and their disadvantages, so this particular issue, I feel, really can't be used to show the inferiority of PHP. Parameter order of functions? Crude syntax? Strange case sensitivity rules? Awful, counterintuitive == operator? Sure. Emphasis on backwards compatibility? IMHO not really.

     Emphasis on backwards compatibility? IMHO not really.
It's not that -- I like frameworks precisely because there's a layer of abstraction between my code and the final output.

Using PHP as a web framework, without a higher-level of abstraction (like a PHP framework) is dangerous because backwards compatibility has to be preserved.

"echo" in PHP is like "print" in Python. It wouldn't make sense in either case to force escaping of HTML tags for such a low-level instruction. But people have been using it to output HTML content for years.

Same goes for <%= which has been used by people for years to output HTML content.

Changing echo; to encode entities when used from within a web server SAPI (so not on the command line) would not cause more or less hassle per app than changing <%= to encode entities by default.

Of course the overall PHP code base is much bigger than the rails code base, so there would be more people affected. But for the individual application developer, there's no difference in amount of work whether <%= suddenly starts escaping or echo; does.

ZF and CI are horrible examples of coding practices. They are extreme examples of "make a class for everything because you can". ZF file and directory structure is at odds with PHP 6's namespaces, in fact it will probably have to be completely thrown away to make way for a ZF 2.

CI doesn't even have the base class of any "controller" defined anywhere for you to read. It is created on the fly every request. This guy is a noob and doesn't understand what good programming is.

I rarely respond to people who use "noob" in a non-ironic way, but whatever: ZF's file and directory structure is not appreciably at odds with namespaces; it is different but (as it works pre-5.3) complementary.

If you look at Symfony2, it can handle both namespaces and Zend-named objects without significant trouble. ZF 2 will change it because namespaces are now available, but the old style of library importing will certainly persist because it has to.

I actually agree here. CI is barely a framework. When I used it, I found myself writing a bunch of custom code to handle encapsulating view logic like widgets, decorators, etc. Plus, plenty of other code to handle form validation etc. Other frameworks provide all of this out of the box.

I dislike ZF because it tries too hard to be like Java/Struts2, and borrows a lot of Java's verbosity and bloat.

I use Yii a lot nowadays, and use phing for deployments. And for Python folks, I'd recommend web2py since it has a lot of similarities to Yii from what I've seen.

the bad:

>Ugly syntax

The syntax is not that importent (the semantics are the BIG problem) but you are right. What to expect from somebody that didn't even want to read a hole parser book (not blaming him i think there boring too but if you don't want to read a parser book implment a lisp)

>Lack of some necessary features that other languages have (prior to 5.3, namespacing, closures)

Having a feature in the language is good but not worth a lot if there not idiomatic to use.

>Inconsistent function naming, usage, and other quirks Inconsistency is te big word. Everywhere. Nobody thought about what is done how, where or why.

>The fact that 80-90% of PHP projects are probably gigantic piles of shit


The "good":

> Standards (not universal, but generally a flavor of MVC for most projects, and little procedural crap)

1. Application Design is more then just MVC. 2. Most PHP Code produced still suckes. Sure there are frameworks and standards know but how many % of the people writing php know this? I know lots of people how get tough php just like 10 years ago and if they are not really into programming (like people here) the will never learn the good stuff.

Having "Standards" and people using them is a diffrence.

>A very low barrier to entry True. Php was just at the right place at the right time.

> Speed & Scalability (maybe the best among script-based languages)

From most benchmarks I have seen php was really slow. Isnt it compiling to bytecode witch then gets inerpreted?

There are projects like HipHop and phc but I havn't seen really good numbers for them.

Are there good up-to-date benchmarks to support this?

> A great unit testing framework

What language that could has somewhat the same scope as php does not have really good testing frameworks?

> Arguably the best documentation for any language

Read some compents in this thread to see peoples opinions on that.

He is right in saying that PHP is fast. In recent benchmark that we did at my company, mostly between PHP and .NET, i was able to make PHP match .NET speed with little effort, using my own framework.

I have quite a lot of experience using PHP under heavy load, and i know for a fact that Ruby or Python are no match to it, and .net is barely better if not equal.

As a PHP developer, mainly (i also enjoy Python and C), i am aware of a lot of the problems that PHP has, but in the hand of a developer that really understand the language (attend a couple of conference from Rasmus and you'll get an idea on how to develop PHP properly, and that doesn't mean not using frameworks), PHP is really powerful and unmatchable in terms of easiness to use, scalability and speed.

I agree with the post, and have come to hate PHP less. But the main reason I choose python or ruby (when I have the choice) is because of the syntax. I'm not sure the proper term, but I find you have to write more characters, as apposed to ruby or python, to say the same thing.

There is a reason why facebook used PHP, wordpress is in PHP, and a lot of other tools are also. PHP is popular, it's easy to find developers who will write it in it, and it's also easy to find PHP hosting for noobs. When there is a popular platform, you will get lots of apps written on it.

That said, the high art of PHP was always to make really performant apps while having your code as organized as possible. These days, this is being done very well with files, autoloading, and opcode caching. If you do things this way, Rasmus would be happy, and things would be fast.

I am a PHP developer. A lot of what I saw in the past few years was frameworks like Cake and symfony that basically copied Rails or brought some heavy techniques with a lot of overhead. This is not the PHP way. If you want to see a framework that does things in a more PHP way, I would humbly submit my own:


It's open source. It's called PHP On Pie for a reason: because it's easy and it uses real PHP techniques, not tries to emulate Ruby or Python. PHP has its own beauty, such as arrays which can support numeric and string indexes at the same time.

All this said, these days PHP is outdated for large sites. Not because there is a lot of crap written in it -- which I agree with. But because it still works only synchronously, and the culture is too server-heavy. Large sites should be written like this:

  Clients (browser, etc.) do most of the interface logic.

  Components should render themselves using javascript, and only use the server for data

  Server does web services (REST, socket push, etc.)

  Server should not have to do things synchronously.
Node.js rocks in this respect. Unlike PHP, I can literally issue 10 independent queries to 10 different databases and combine the results as they come in. In PHP, I would have to issue this stuff sequentially. That's slow.

The second thing in PHP is fixable. People should move most of the logic (that doesn't need authentication) to the client side, and then write all their web services in a very simple way. Stop generating all your HTML on the server. Check out




PHP has its own beauty, such as arrays which can support numeric and string indexes at the same time.

Rarely do I actually spit on my keyboard.

Not only do most other languages do associative arrays properly, so, you know, numeric and string indices don't clobber each other, but they also don't explode when indexed with, say, anything but decimal literals. You seriously think this is beautiful behavior?


I mean beauty in the sense of appreciating something. Just because your wife isn't a supermodel, doesn't mean you cannot find her beautiful and have a good marriage. Once you accept PHP for what it is, you find that there's a certain file-oriented style of coding that is perfectly suited to it, that embraces the unique type of PHP arrays, and that autoloads files when needed.

If you want to see what I mean, just try the framework I built for an hour. It's more "php-like" than the rails clones out there.

If you write sloppy code, expect unexpected behavior. Your examples are as bad as any other junk out there.

The advantage of php arrays (imho) is that you can treat them as associative arrays or not dependening on the situation. The lookup behavior is the same for both though, which is convenient.

i don't know python or ruby enough to compare, but it is nicer than javascript where associative arrays (ie objects) and real arrays are entirely different types.

My examples are meant to illustrate the broken behavior, not be real-world code. I structured it this way to make the broken-ness more apparent, but I guarantee you "good code" runs into these problems.

But no other language I've used would work this way. hash[8] would be the same as hash[010] and hash[0x8], and distinct from hash['8']. In addition, if anybody told you that strings would be interpreted as integers, you'd expect that octal strings (which PHP obviously understands) would be interpreted as integers as well! Instead, only decimal formats are handled.

This pernicious confusion of datatypes in the name of convenience is exactly what makes writing correct PHP code so infuriating.

If you want to put the blame entirely on "bad PHP developers", I have some datetime and object-equality behaviors to discuss.

Don't blame the tool user for inconsistencies in the tool.

A claw hammer that occasionally bites your hand off is a bad claw hammer. (Bad! No biscuit!)

The general consensus of this thread is that there are a lot of bad php developers out there that write bad code and this does serious discredit to the language. The example this poster linked to was bad code.

Its not proof the language is bad, its proof the poster is no better than the truly bad programmers who use the language he is trying to make fun of.


  $bool = (08 === 0);

This prints


In other words, at the deepest level of identity this language can check, 08 is reported to be equal to 0.

With a language like that, I think it's safe to blame the tool.

it is nicer than javascript where associative arrays (ie objects) and real arrays are entirely different types.

Actually, while we're on the topic: these should be separate types, for exactly the reasons I outlined in that code snippet. Arrays and hashes have entirely different memory characteristics, access times, growth strategies, and indexing semantics! Trying to smush both models into the same construct is what leads to PHP's befucked implementation of "arrays"/"hashes", which succeed at being neither.

As an example, compare Ruby (an abysmally slow language) to PHP on array iteration--a task in which PHP loses by a huge margin on both memory and time complexity.

I write way more PHP than Python. But dicts are MUCH better in Python. In fact, dict keys can be any data type you choose, like a true hash table in other languages like Java (e.g. HashMap).

Something hit my monitor too :) I have to tiwtter this.

Not to mention a couple of other things I hate about PHP arrays:

1) They don't extend stdClass so they aren't technically objects-- they're a different data type completely (WTF?) 2) Arrays are passed by value and not reference by default. Double WTF. So passing an array to a method call without the & reference operator is inefficient and prone to bugs as noobs don't expect the immutable behavior.

I could be wrong about the inefficiency, maybe arrays in PHP are implemented as "copy on write". But seeing how PHP is such a mess of a language, I somehow doubt it...

They ARE implemented as COW. It's discouraged to use explicit reference passing if you don't want to alter the array as PHP has to do a slight bit more work if you pass a reference.

I think copy on write was added in the 5.1 timeframe (around 2005)

Thanks for the info. I do think the default should have been pass by reference though, like with objects since PHP5.

Arrays (and everything else) should be objects. That would also solve the pass-by-reference issue and would clean up the global namespace that's littered with array_* functions.

> PHP has its own beauty, such as arrays which can support numeric and string indexes at the same time.

What's the difference between PHP's arrays and hashtables/dictionaries/etc in languages like Python, Ruby, and JavaScript?

As a Python programmer (who started with PHP years ago), PHP's arrays now seem sort of muddled or confusing. I prefer Python's dedicated list/dict types (though nothing is stopping you from mixing numeric and string keys in a dict).

Don't get me wrong, I like Python's data types very much. And it's certainly nice to have the ability to have more low-level control over how your array is stored.

I mean beauty in the sense of appreciating something. Just because your wife isn't a supermodel, doesn't mean you cannot find her beautiful and have a good marriage. Once you accept PHP for what it is, you find that there's a certain file-oriented style of coding that is perfectly suited to it, that embraces the unique type of PHP arrays, and that autoloads files when needed.

In PHP, you have an array that is basically associative, BUT which you can iterate in the same order that keys are added. This data structure is very unique and often lets you write less code, since you don't have to store the order separately. It also happens to map to JSON very well. Javascript has something like this too, except there is no guarantee that all browsers will implement properties in the same order, and many people on the internet complain about this sort of thing:



I have to say, I feel for those guys.

PHP "arrays" are not so unique.


"Hashes enumerate their values in the order that the corresponding keys were inserted."

Cool to know! Looks like ruby has 'em too :)

See also Python's recently added odict

He uses "was" like it still isn't.

Bad title, good points.

Average developers blame the language for their inability to make the best use of it. Good developers are too busy writing great code with the tools they have at hand to care.

Some languages have strengths for particular applications, but spaghetti can be written in anything.

And why should you care if 99% of the rest of the world writes shit code with the language you use, as long as your own house is clean?

Documented madness http://www.reddit.com/r/lolphp/top/?t=all

The author points to the recently good support for frameworks (specifically MVC), but hasn't there been a bit of a backlash against overly opinionated frameworks and a move to more lightweight frameworks like Sinatra? Isn't PHP going to just be behind on this trend as well?

CodeIgniter, which is what the author recommends and I have used extensively, is already a very lightweight framework, or at least compared to some of the very opinionated ones like Zend. CI goes out of its way to make sure you can use or ignore as much of the framework as you want, with the exception of its core controller and routes system.

Components like templating, views, active record, form validation, etc, are completely optional, and it's trivial to replace or extend components without having to mess around with any of the core code. Just don't load that component, and use something else instead.

Wait, isn't Zend the opposite of a rails-style opinionated framework and basically just a collection of classes that you can assemble however you want for your project? I've only done a little bit with it, but that's always been the impression I've got from the literature I've read.

I think it's supposed to be, but every time I've looked at using Zend, I always get the impression that you can't just give or take individual pieces of Zend like you can with CI. Certain bits of the framework are interdependent on other bits, and before you know it you're pulling in about 50 of its core components just to make a basic MVC application. But then again, I haven't looked at Zend in the last year or so; perhaps its gotten better in the mean time.

hasn't there been a bit of a backlash against overly opinionated frameworks and a move to more lightweight frameworks like Sinatra


Not to my knowledge ... there has been a rise in said lightweight frameworks, but thats just because heavy Frameworks like rails don't work for every scenario

There are already very lightweight frameworks like Sinatra in PHP - such as Slim : https://github.com/codeguy/Slim

Not necessarily. Check out frameworks like Silex (https://github.com/fabpot/Silex) - it's very lightweight.

"In it’s pizza-faced adolescent years (pre-5.0)"

Really? It took 5 major releases and 9 years?

Ruby and Python have been around as long or longer, but seemed to get the language basics/semantics down earlier. They also grew a lot slower compared to PHP.

Essentially it's "an open-source project is just as good as its BDFL is". Which is, judging by different projects, true.

PHP works .On everything. Ruby on Rails is clunky and complicated, and Python is not supported a lot of web hosting plans.If you have millions of dollars in VC funding and your own dedicated servers, Than feel free to use the latest and greatest web languages. Meanwhile, let the rest of us mere mortals use PHP without making us feel inadequate or unintelligent.

If you can spare a measly $20/month, you can get a really decent VPS more than capable of running a lowish-traffic Django or Rails site. If you shop around, you can get one for about $15/month.

If you don't want to admin Linux, for five lousy bucks a month asmallorange.com will set you up for Django (if it isn't already setup on the shared host) if you just ask nicely. They advertise Rails 2.3 support by default.

If you want to learn a new technology, a micro EC2 instance is free for a year. You have an entire year to learn basic admin, mess around with Ruby or Python or Scala or literally -any- language that exists. Maybe you'll even make something cool and monetize it, or get noticed and land a job at an awesome company. The ubiquity of certain technologies is a non-issue when it is -trivial - to host yourself.

"a micro EC2 instance is free for a year"

unless you had the nerve to already be an Amazon customer earlier.

Set up another account. Amazon specifically told us to do this at an AWS meetup, they really dont mind.

If you don't want to admin a Linux box (which really doesn't take much), you can use Python or even Java on App Engine for free, if just to test them out.

and who are you. writing perlcode all in one file not even using 'use warnings' nor using getoptlong and so on. poor skills but lots of noise here.

Php is still a ghetto. The author brings up some interesting points but the other web languages have jumped pretty far ahead of php. Python is laughable compared to php anymore.

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