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> And also explain by what magic the U07.2 in death certificates is transmuting into U07.1 for the news and statistics.


"U07.2 COVID-19, virus not identified" changes to "U07.1 COVID-19, virus identified" presumably when the test results come back. Probable cases versus confirmed cases.

It's not magic, it's pretty obvious.

It's when relatives of the deceased are bribed to sign an agreement to turn 2 into 1. Without 'presumably'.

Bribed by the lizard shapeshifters, I take it?

Yep, the adrenochrome junkie lizard shapeshifters from the other side of the flat deepstate Nibiru.

Can't you stupid flagging fucks tolerate these words even when used as sarcasm?


That's exactly what someone who's been bribed by the lizard shapeshifters would say.

No, it's bears and butterflies all the way.

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