This is just fun. People need to learn to have more fun like this. It's why I am always opting for Easter eggs in our software but NOOOOOO we are a serious company and serious companies don't like humor....
How about: If the user enters in a certain combination of key presses on the keyboard. Then the James bond animation plays where he walks out and shoots the screen. The whole thing goes red and the console shuts down... too much?