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... who mandate darkness as an industry standard. Why are they even asking about light bulbs?

"Microsoft technical support, how may I help you?"

"Yeah, one of our light bulbs just went out."

"Have you tried selling your house, and moving into a new one?"

Before turning it off and back on again? What tech support manual are you reading from? ;)

Can't read - The light's out.

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