"Make $3,380 a year with 100 Kirk Machines" (Peanut vending machines)
"Every once in a while a window appears - and you realize the past is just the present with different technology and funny clothes"
It seems that "Learning C++ in 30 days" is not a new concept.
Pfft, what an idiot, that clearly never worked!
Now that one is poignant.
If you wanted to train a spam filter you could do a lot worse than to use these as your corpus.
No doubt because newspaper ads were priced by the word if not letter.
Hmm maybe that's what Twitter should do... 0-100 characters are free. $0.005 per character above 100.