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> Expert Software Designers read

“Read? Books? With pages? And chapters? I don’t pay you to read, I pay you to program! And I’ve seen programming, programming is done with a keyboard, so I’d better hear typing! And I expect you to tell me exactly what you’re going to be doing, hour by hour, for the next two weeks, or ‘sprint’ or whatever you nerds call these things these days, and I’d better see lots of commits to the repository because I’m checking who’s committing the most because I don’t pay you to read and learn, I pay you to know and if you don’t already know there are a thousand foreigners lined up to do your job for ten cents a day so you’d better get in line, programmer!”




oh, hey boss!

I just bought this cherry extraloud MX-blue so you can hear me clickyclacky from your office. And created a deeplearning model to count clicks for our new pay-by-press payroll model. something something democratization :)




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