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I tried plugging the Keeper's Diary from Resident Evil:

  At night, we played poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the researcher.

  Steve was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.

  Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it.

  Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protective suit that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night.

  I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday, my skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs today. Now I feel better.

  I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the space suit any more. I guess I can sleep well tonight.

  When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the dog's pen. They have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some of them had escaped. I'll be in real trouble if the higher-ups find out.

  Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by the guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?!

  I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?

  Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

  Itchy.

  Tasty.
Watson told me:

"You are skeptical, somewhat inconsiderate and can be perceived as compulsive."

"You are reserved: you are a private person and don't let many people in. You are hedonistic: you feel your desires strongly and are easily tempted by them. And you are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself."

"You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of organization."

"You are relatively unconcerned with both achieving success and independence. You make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents. And you welcome when others direct your activities for you."

Interesting, to say the least...




keepersdiary: this is great :) It gives me a way to build a dataset (the sayings of great characters in literature) that can be used to persuade the lunatic fringe of my HR department to not contemplate this nonsense!




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