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Or we set out onto a the goal to tame the moonworms by the year 2119





Moonworms are gentle, misunderstood creatures that have been horribly exploited by mankind.

These majestic beasts are captured when young, and through a process involving electric shock and sub-nuclear bombardment trained to perform tricks for the amusement of lunar tourists who often like to ride on top of their backs and put pictures of their abuse onto Facebook for exploitative likes.

Please donate 100 credits to Save the Moonworm - an offplanet non-profit organized by the head of Jeff Bezos.




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