[corin_]

According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle...

[klodolph → corin_]

I object! The average person has less than one breast and less than one testicle.

[twymer → klodolph]

I object again! Statistics say there are slightly less men than women in the states. Therefore, the average person has more than one breast and less than one testicle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_Stat...

[cheald → twymer]

I object yet again! Mastectomies surely offset the breast:testicle ratio to a statistically-significantly degree!