"He's the Hooter's guy, right?"
And have you ever tried to hire a competent experienced Perl programmer? They're extremely hard to find, and very expensive, and usually would rather be working with some other language. Sure, incompetent ones are a dime a dozen, but hiring those and setting them loose just starts the vicious cycle again.
All of the competent Perl programmers have long since been hired up by companies desperately trying to find people qualified to work on their old toxic legacy code bases that they're stuck with. Like Booking.com for example.
And writing new code in Perl is insane. There's absolutely nothing special about Perl 5 or Perl 6 that solves any problems you can't easily solve in most other languages.
Perl's much larger problems totally overwhelm the minor conveniences from its "syntactic syrup of ipecac" that perversely appeals those few people who think saving a few keystrokes at the expense of readability, instead of spelling words out with letters instead of line-noise punctuation and acronyms, is the sole goal of software development.
If you really want to optimize your career for programming toxic legacy code that's too ugly for anyone else to touch, you should have learned COBOL before the Y2K "crisis". But in the long term, you might have regretted it:
Perl is doing well, thank you. Perl6 is interesting, but I don't have a project for it yet. There are jobs in perl, there are needs, and we (perl devs) aren't appreciably more expensive than non-perl devs, though some of us may be better at negotiation than the dime-a-dozen developers in more "common" languages.
There is just so much that is wrong with the post above. Its actually sad.