Sweet memories from a more playful online experience, and probably part of the reason I turned vegan.
I would love to spend hours clicking around on the twenty-years-past internet of my youth.
I particularly miss an old game called Vagabonds Quest; essentially just a perl chatroom with basic DnD classes/leveling built in for competition.
The toaster disposal picture really got me chuckling... Just the fact that they felt the need to evidence it lying by the side of a trash can. And how observant neighbours probably would have eventually connected the black smoke with the defunct appliance.
The web was a much different place in 1994 :-)
Not good defensive engineering, but normally you don't jam the lever either.