And especially the FAQ about it: https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail-faq.html
> "You waited a few DAYS?" I interrupted, a tremor tinging my voice. "And you couldn't send email this whole time?"
> "We could send email. Just not more than--"
> "--500 miles, yes," I finished for him, "I got that. But why didn't you call earlier?"
> "Well, we hadn't collected enough data to be sure of what was going on until just now." Right. This is the chairman of statistics.
I hadn't read the FAQ before though! Thanks for posting these. This guy definitely has a lot of patience for putting up with all those FAQs about inconsistencies in his story...