> Haskell is another language that compiles to native executables with minimal dependencies (binaries do link against libc, libz, and libgmp by default) which I think deserves more attention.
OCaml hits most of the boxes and would be more convenient/familiar to most users since it's strict and impure.
OCaml hits most of the boxes and would be more convenient/familiar to most users since it's strict and impure.